a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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