I must be too annoying 4 u.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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