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(404): View more from Georgia

Its not alright that i make out with a manican.

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(847): View more from Illinois

My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo

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(303): View more from Colorado

Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job

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(207): View more from Maine

did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?

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(705): View more from Ontario

Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?

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(310): View more from California

Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?

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(331): View more from Illinois

apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time

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