I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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