when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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