It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
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I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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