we have pet lesbian snakes
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Damn victory sex feels great
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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