Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
only if we run a train.
done.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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