i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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