The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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