so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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