Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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