im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
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We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I need water and some morals
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