He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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