It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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