brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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