This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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