If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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