you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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