Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Randomize
