Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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