Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Randomize
