we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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