Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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