You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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