No awkward lesbian experiences without me
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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