Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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