..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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