Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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