return my video game
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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