Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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