I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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