Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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