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Im on beer infinity
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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