is your mom at the bar?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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