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Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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