Whod you bang
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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