My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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