I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
His nipple licking is glorious
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