One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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