im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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