yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm having to shit out rocks
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize
