Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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