do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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