not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
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His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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