He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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