But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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