We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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