i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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