There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I just forgot I was standing up.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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