It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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