would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
my being single is dangerous.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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