ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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