You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
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We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
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Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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