The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
it glows. i had to have it.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
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To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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