fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
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i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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