So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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